"I caught a common butterfly! They often flutter by!"
"I caught a yellow butterfly! Shouldn't all BUTTERflies be yellow?"
"I caught a tiger butterfly! I've earned my stripes!"
"I caught a peacock butterfly! Now it's my turn to strut my stuff!"
"I caught a common bluebottle! I'll put it in a rare green jar!"
"I caught a paper kite butterfly! Do I read it, fly it, or spreadit on toast?"
"I caught a great purple emperor! Its purple reign is over now!"
"I caught a monarch butterfly! Guess the butterflies are a democracy now!"
"I caught an emperor butterfly! It's not your average monarch!"
"I caught an agrias butterfly! I wonder if it finds me disagrias-able?"
"I caught a Rajah Brooke's birdwing! Nothing else I'd rajah be doing!"
"I caught a Queen Alexandra's birdwing! That's a feather in my cap!"
"I caught a moth! And I had a ball doing it!"
"I caught an Atlas moth! I bet it never gets lost!"
"I caught a Madagascan sunset moth! Wow, you're not from around here!"
"I caught a long locust! Or, as I call it, a looooocust."
"I caught a migratory locust! Things just went south for this guy!"
"I caught a rice grasshopper! I've been looking for agluten-free alternative..."
"I caught a grasshopper! They're a grass act!"
"I caught a cricket! What a chirp thrill!"
"I found a bell cricket! It would make a great bellhop!"
"I caught a mantis! Man, 'tis so cool!"
"I caught an orchid mantis! Our friendship is blooming!"
"I caught a honeybee! Ah, sweet success!"
"I caught a wasp! That's gotta sting..."
"I caught a brown cicada! Now it probably feels blue, cicada."
"I caught a robust cicada! It DOES seem pretty lively!"
"I caught a giant cicada! I guess it's PRETTY big..."
"I caught a walker cicada! Pffft... I walk all the time and no one calls me "Walker ...""
"I caught an evening cicada! Better than an odding cicada..."
"I found a cicada shell! I'm glad the little guy came out of it!"
"I caught a red dragonfly! Didn't even have to roll for initiative!"
"I caught a darner dragonfly! It better watch its mouth!"
"I did it! Did you see that? I caught a banded dragonfly!"
"I caught a damselfly! Now it's a damselfly in distress!"
"I caught a firefly! I'm on fire now!"
"I caught a mole cricket! I really dug it!"
"I caught a pondskater! Wonder if it can do a pond ollie..."
"I caught a diving beetle! Now I'm making a splash!"
"I caught a giant water bug! It should've stayed in the water!"
"I caught a stinkbug! It lives up to its name!"
"I caught a man-faced stink bug! Reminds me of my uncle!"
"I caught a ladybug! Sorry to disturb you, ma'am."
"I caught a tiger beetle! I pounced first!"
"I caught a jewel beetle! It's a real gem!"
"I caught a violin beetle! Apparently I'm as fit as a fiddle!"
"I caught a citrus long-horned beetle! Orange you happy for me?"
"I caught a rosalia batesi beetle! That's easier to do than say!"
"I caught a blue weevil beetle! It's the lesser of blue weevils!"
"I caught a dung beetle! This species likes feces!"
"I caught an earth-boring dung beetle! It's not boring at all!"
"I caught a scarab beetle! It's just a dung beetle with better hobbies."
"I caught a drone beetle! Shouldn't you have more propellers?"
"I caught a goliath beetle! Am I a legend or what?"
"I caught a saw stag! Now I can't unsee it!"
"I caught a miyama stag! Its mandibles are jaw-dropping!"
"Whoaaa! I caught a giant stag! I'm gonna need way bigger pockets..."
"I caught a rainbow stag! Its rainbow armor is so shiny!"
"I caught a cyclommatus stag! Those mandibles are a mouthful!"
"Wooooow! I caught a golden stag! Does this mean I can retire?"
"I caught a giraffe stag! Does that make it a longhorn?"
"I caught a horned dynastid! I'd hate to hear it honk that schnoz!"
"I caught a horned atlas! I didn't even need a map!"
"I caught a horned elephant! I think it's too small to ride..."
"I caught a horned hercules! Guess I was stronger!"
"I caught a walking stick! Check out its walking schtick! Look, these are the jokes, OK?"
"I caught a walking leaf! It seems to be taking it in stride!"
"I caught a bagworm! Guess I'm a bragworm!"
"I caught an ant! TELL ME WHERE THE QUEEN IS!"
"I caught a hermit crab! I think it wanted to be left alone!"
"I caught a wharf roach! This water-loving roach has no pier!"
"I caught a fly! I was just wingin' it..."
"I caught a mosquito! It's itching for a fight!"
"I caught a flea! The curse is lifted."
"I caught a snail! It's...not much to brag about."
"I caught a pill bug! That's a tough act to swallow!"
"I caught a centipede! 99 more and I'll have a dollarpede!"
"I caught a spider! I spied 'er first!"
"I caught a tarantula! This situation just got hairy!"
"I caught a scorpion! It was a sting operation!"