Fish

"I caught a bitterling! It's mad at me, but only a little."

"I caught a pale chub! That name seems a bit judgy..."

"I caught a crucian carp! My skills are sharp!"

"I caught a dace! Hope I have some space!"

"I caught a carp! If I catch another they can carpool!"

"I caught a koi! I don't know why it's so shy... or such a bad speller..."

"I caught a goldfish! It's worth its weight in fish!"

"I got a pop-eyed goldfish! It looks so...surprised!"

"I caught a ranchu goldfish! But I prefer balsamicu goldfish!"

"I caught a killifish! The streams are safe again."

"I caught a crawfish! Or else it's a lobster and I'm a giant!"

"I caught a soft-shelled turtle! I can really shell it out!"

"I caught a snapping turtle! How can it snap without fingers?"

"I caught a tadpole... It's just a tad small."

"I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor...and I have some apologizing to do."

"I caught a freshwater goby! Time to go bye-bye!"

"I caught a loach! It's...looking at me with reproach."

"I caught a catfish! I'm more of a dogfish person..."

"I caught a giant snakehead! Um...but I asked for a medium?"

"I caught a bluegill! Do you think it calls me "pinklung"?"

"I caught a yellow perch! Those yellow birds have to sit somewhere!"

"I caught a black bass! The most metal of all fish!"

"I caught a tilapia! It makes me happy-a!"

"I caught a pike! Think a swordfish would be up for a duel?"

"I caught a pond smelt! Whoever smelt it dealt it!"

"I caught a sweetfish! Hope it's not artificially sweet!"

"I caught a cherry salmon! It's the perfect topper for a marlin sundae!"

"I caught a char! Now I'm gonna sit on it!"

"I caught a golden trout! But the real treasure? Friendship."

"OH MY GOSH! I caught a stringfish! Five more and I'll have a guitarfish!"

"I caught a salmon! It's all upstream from here!"

"WOO-HOO! I caught a King salmon! Checkmate!"

"I caught a mitten crab! One more and I'm ready for winter!"

"I caught a guppy! Welcome to the team, newbie!"

"I caught a nibble fish! Come to think of it, I could use a bite!"

"I caught an angelfish! That other fish told me to do it!"

"I caught a betta! I betta not drop it!"

"I caught a neon tetra! Wasn't hard to track."

"I caught a rainbowfish! Where's my pot of goldfish?"

"I caught a piranha! Sure hope it was the only one!"

"I caught an arowana! I'd make a joke, but I don't 'wana."

"I caught a dorado! I say "dorado," you say "doraydo.""

"I caught a gar! Yar! It's a gar! Har har!"

"I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow!"

"Wow! A saddled bichir! And me without my tiny riding crop..."

"I caught a sturgeon! Wonder if it can perform sturgery..."

"I caught a sea butterfly! Try not to confuse it for a sea moth!"

"I caught a sea horse! But...where's its sea jockey?"

"I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"

"I caught a surgeonfish! Scalpel! Forceps! Fish hook!"

"I caught a butterfly fish! Did it change from a caterpillar fish?"

"I caught a Napoleonfish! It's not as big as it thinks!"

"I caught a zebra turkeyfish! Land, air, water--make up your mind!"

"I caught a blowfish! I'm blown away!"

"I caught a puffer fish! I thought you would be tougher, fish!"

"I caught an anchovy! Stay away from my pizza!"

"I caught a horse mackerel! Of course, Mack...er...el."

"I caught a barred knifejaw! They must have a hard time eating!"

"I caught a sea bass! No, wait- it's at least a C+!"

"I caught a red snapper! It looks pretty dapper!"

"I caught a dab! Not bad!"

"I caught an olive flounder! That's not the pits!"

"I caught a squid! It's off the hook!"

"I caught a moray eel! When you're in love, that's a moray!"

"I caught a ribbon eel! Can it tie itself into a bow?"

"I caught a tuna! It's a little off-key!"

"I caught a blue marlin! Listen to this fish. it's got a point."

"I caught a giant trevally! Yeah, I'm pretty well-trevalled."

"I caught a mahi-mahi! It's all mahine-mahine."

"I caught an ocean sunfish! Good thing I'm wearing ocean sunscreen!"

"I caught a ray! A few more and I'll have a tan!"

"I caught a saw shark! You could call it a sea saw!"

"I caught a hammerhead shark! I hit the nail on the head!"

"I caught a great white shark! Watch out for its jaws!"

"Thar she blows! I caught a whale shark! I'm tellin' ya, it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!"

"I caught a suckerfish! I thought it was a shark! Oh, wait - now I get it. "Sucker"..."

"I caught a football fish! Some countries call it a soccer fish!"

"I caught an oarfish! I hope I catch morefish!"

"I caught a barreleye! Like eyeing fish in a barrel!"

"Blast from the past! I caught a coelacanth! Think positive! Be a coela-CAN!"